Ever wanted to receive a friendly email from FBI? Well you’ll have to wait in queue…I was the lucky one to receive such a thing 
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Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone Number : (425)-606-4401
ATTN: BENEFICIARY
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo ofthe Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and
some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our
notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given
to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on
your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment
in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds
anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD.
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and
completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is
immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains
details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed
that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM
CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of
the Agent whom will process your transaction:
CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: MR. PAUL SMITH
EMAIL: pailsmtp73@gmail.com
Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following
information:
Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Bank Name:
Annual Income:
Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact
you with instructions on how to make the payment of $200 USD for the Approval
Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been
authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall
be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.
Once you have completed payment of $200 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact me back so as to
ensure your ATM CARD gets to you rapidly.
FBI Director
Robert Mueller.
NOTE: To ensure you have been AUTHORIZED to pay the required fee’s stated
above, kindly find below an Authorized Signature band also our Federal Bureau Of
Investigation NSB ( National Security Branch ) Seal to accurately guarantee your safety
towards completing this transaction.”
I really love the fact that FBI directors use free gmail addresses Should I send them $200 or not? LOL … bloody loosers…